I would like to introduce everyone to Jade. She is extremely lazy and insists I carry her wherever I go. She is, on the otherhand, very good at carrying things inside of her. In fact, she has agreed to carry everything I will need (other than food) for the next four months! What a great friend! I have decided not to weigh her, as she is quite self conscious, but I would like to mention that she is not light. Not. At. All.